Ingredients:
- Milk
- Froot Loops
Preparation:
In a bowl of your choice, pour the cereal filling about three- fourths of the bowl. Pour the milk into the bowl and then plop the spoon in.I would always take my bowl to the huge dining room table. I would sit in the chair that my brother refused to keep things on. "Get your crap out of my chair!" I would often yell at him. I would sometimes sit and stare into the bowl; not eating, but thinking. For some reason, the various colors of the loops would make me think of everything( past, present, and future). I would almost get into a trance. I would often get a headache from staring into the bowl and have to take some Tylenol. I would have to lay down and by the time I got up my cereal would get soggy. I would then have to pour another bowl.
After I would get done eating, I would watch cartoons like Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Pokemon. These cartoons would not put me in a trance as much as the Froot Loops. I would watch these cartoons for several hours and then pour some more Froot Loops.
I would always go to bed with a stomach ache because if I drink a lot of milk, bad things happen. You do not want to know about these bad things(ha ha). I never slept well after eating the colorful loops so I would not be able to eat them the next day so I could get a good nights rest.
Today I still eat these monstrous loops af deliciousness. I still get the same effect today as back then. The only difference is that I watch Regular Show and Adventure Time instead of the other two( I actually still watch them every once in a while). I've been cursed by Tucan Sam, cursed to always eat his glorious loops of destruction.
